Soccer Man

[Klark]

Soccer Man
Sang To: Rocket Man by Elton John
A Klark Parker Production


YF packed his bags last night pre-game,
Game time nine a.m.,
And he's gonna be high as kite by then,
He missed the kids so much,
He missed the refs,
He taught them how to kick,
The soccer ball in the goal,

And we think it's gonna be a long long time,
Til Cluich comes 'round again to find,
He's not the man we think he is at home,
Oh no no no,
He's a Soccer Man,
Soccer Man,
Kicking out the balls into the goal,

And we think it's gonna be a long long time,
Til Cluich comes 'round again to find,
He's not the man we think he is at home,
Oh no no no,
He's a Soccer Man,
Soccer Man,
Kicking out the balls into the goal,

He's not the kind of man to raise your kids,
In fact, he's hard as hell,
And there's noone there to coach them,
If he did,
And all this soccer we don't understand,
But it's his job even though he tweeks,
A Soccer Man,
A Soccer Man,

And we think it's gonna be a long long time,
Til Cluich comes 'round again to find,
He's not the man we think he is at home,
Oh no no no,
He's a Soccer Man,
Soccer Man,
Kicking out the balls into the goal,

(repeat)

and now I think I'm gonna end this tune.....

[Gilenea]

Ha! Clewick's a soccer coach! :p

Gil

[AkiahWolf]

Ha! Clewick's a soccer coach! :p

Gil

Loves Soccer coachs *drools* hehehe

[Darth Cluich]

I am indeed, Gil. *slides over to Akiah* Hi there! ;)

[Lost_Soul]

^___^

Good job Klark, funny as always. I had to look up "always" just then. I hate when I forget the spelling of words.

I want a song about me now!

[AkiahWolf]

;) Heya *wipes the drool*

[Okami Ryu Kurai]

That's...That's great...Hoo, sorry, I was laughing too hard to spell there for a minute. Those two words and six periods took me about a minute to type. Soccer rocks...