Klarky B. Bad

[Klark]

Klarky B. Bad
Sang To: Johnny B. Goode by Chuck Berry
A Klark Parker Production

Way down in Louisiana close to New Orleans,
Driving down the highway with road rage that's mean,
He drove a black car that was made into a cab,
Who's behind the wheel but Klarky B. Bad,
He never ever learned to walk or run so well,
But he could drive his cab like a bat outta hell,

Go Go,
Go, Klarky, Go
Go Go,
Klarky B. Bad

He used to carry passengers up in the back,
And drive fifty-five across the railroad track,
Oh, the engineers used to see him passing on by,
With his hand out the window not waving hi,
People sitting in the back would pray,
Oh God let us get there alive today,

Go Go,
Go, Klarky, Go
Go Go,
Klarky B. Bad

His momma told him someday he would be a man,
But now he's just a sittin' in the taxi stand,
Many people come from miles around,
To ride in his cab when the sun goes down,
Maybe he'll learn to stop at a redlight,
But no, Klarky B. Bad tonight,

Go Go,
Go, Klarky, Go
Go Go,
Klarky B. Bad

Comedian, parody thyself. *goes to kick his own ass before drowning himself*

[Gilenea]

*Chuckles and drains the tub*

It is a magnificent person who can turn their own finger of comedy on themselves. It made me smile. :) I hope you feel better, Klark.

Gil

PS- Try not to get into anymore close calls coming off ramps... :p You scare me sometimes!

[Okami Ryu Kurai]

*dies laughing*

I know exactly what you mean Gil. One of my friends thought it would be funny if he went sixty over the crossing while I was drinking my Dr.Pepper. They were wrong, and got to wear my can as a hat. :D

[AkiahWolf]

lmfao yeah Klarky careful on those ramps!!! ;)
Nice job Klark! Way to laugh at yourself with us!! JK!!
It was nice... and made me smile on a bad day!! That has to mean something!