Ode to the Spelling Checker

[Cephas]

Sure, an oldie, but still fun.
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Eye halve a speeling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
it nose be fore two long
and eye can putt the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

[Darth Cluich]

Before some newbie posts it, I will...

i dont gett itt. Evreething luks leik its speld rite too mee. :p

[DarkWolf]

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