10 reasons why beer is better than jesus

[Edwardo_son_of_haqim]

Not sure if this has been posted before but here goes...

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Please feel free to add your own.

[adom]

Not sure if this has been posted before but here goes...

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Please feel free to add your own.
I have to diagree with number 9.<----that should be disagree. Too much Jesus doesn't make you a bad speller.

[explodingpigeons]

11. Drunks wont hate you for not beliveing in beer

[WareW-Believer]

12. Beer didn't leave us (whatever) years ago.

[Firesong]

13) Beer lables come off without a fight
14) If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
15) Hangovers go away!

[explodingpigeons]

16) Beer doesnt taste like month old crackers

[Redwolf_Claw]

16) Beer doesnt taste like month old crackers
And Jesus does... what have you not been telling us?

[Darth Cluich]

11. Drunks wont hate you for not beliveing in beer

I beg to differ. I hate everyone who doesn't believe in beer. :beerchug:

[Buddha Monkey]

I beg to differ. I hate everyone who doesn't believe in beer. :beerchug:
I would rather have whiskey

[explodingpigeons]

And Jesus does... what have you not been telling us?
Communion waffers...they taste like month old crackers.

[Lycan_bites]

17) You don't have to read an incredibly long book to understand beer; in fact, you don't have to understand it at all

[explodingpigeons]

18) Beer makes people look prettier,Jesus just tell them plastic surgery is a sin.

[Ves]

4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
You've obviously never been in my pub :D

[ThrasherCub]

19) Jesus makes you wake up early on sunday - beer makes you sleep right through it

20) Jesus is supported by Republicans - beer is supported by Cluich

21) Beer bottles make a much better weapon than a bible

22) Jesus doesn't come in Keg form - but if he did, that would be totally sweet.

[Morin]

23) All religions love beer, no mater what any one says.
24) Beer helps you in a fight, you wont feel a thing, (Jessus tells you not to fight)

[Angel]

Communion waffers...they taste like month old crackers.

Lmao, That they do.

[ThrasherCub]

25) "feeling the hand of Christ" makes you writhe on the floor. So can beer, but when it's beer it's funny.

[Midnight Blue]

I agree with Buddha Monkey. Beer tastes like skunk piss.*

And Jesus didn't leave, btw...

Also, when did Jesus say plastic surgery was a sin?:confused:

And when did He say not to fight?:confused:







*That's what i get for drinking downstream.

[Sunshine_Brat]

26) Jesus gives you inhibitions. Beer takes them away and helps you dance...not that well, but it's fun!

[Darth Cluich]

Heh...just see my sig. :D