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GoldShadowHunt
07-25-2004, 01:51 AM
1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
And lastly...7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

Sable
07-25-2004, 12:22 PM
that's a good one.

shadowhound
07-25-2004, 06:27 PM
That's disgusting.

Firesong
07-25-2004, 07:09 PM
No it's not it's brilliant...it's that VITAL 7th step!!!


Roflmfao :D

Slayer Werewolf
07-26-2004, 11:26 AM
~appluades~ very nice

WahteverKittyK
07-26-2004, 08:00 PM
That was beautiful. Now if only you werent just "picturing" it. ;)

Silva
07-26-2004, 08:05 PM
:banghead: I should have thought of that

Darth Cluich
07-27-2004, 09:13 AM
I'd reply, but I can't get to the keyboard. Sable's still holding my head underwater.

Sable
07-27-2004, 09:14 AM
I'd reply, but I can't get to the keyboard. Sable's still holding my head underwater.

you know, on some level, it makes me feel good. :D

Dementia
08-04-2004, 06:23 PM
so how long can i hold a persons head underwater until they stop breathing? :p (sorry, got too stressed, he turned blue what can I say?)

On a brigther note, very good idea :)

No more stress for me

WhiteCrowUK
08-05-2004, 06:29 AM
so how long can i hold a persons head underwater until they stop breathing?

I thought it took about 4 minutes of oxygen depravation to kill the brain ... so I've always thought drowning/strangling someone would be a looong process.

Stick to poisoning - its more fun! ;)

EyeOfTheBeholder
08-26-2004, 03:25 PM
Hey Fuzzy!
Yeah it's Steve-o. It's one of your betters but still not nearly as funny as the Zoo thing.


1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
And lastly...7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

GoldShadowHunt
08-27-2004, 02:36 PM
Zoo thing? Please remind me... or wait...

oh fuck it, remind me, lest I sit here kind of speechless.

native_wolf
08-28-2004, 12:31 AM
*Cheers* No more final stress.....>.> <.<

nightwolf
09-11-2004, 04:40 AM
O so vary nice , that water has to be clear or who knows who could be next :eek: :notworthy

Sabre Hagen
09-11-2004, 07:48 AM
I had a friend you liked drowning her self... she said it was the carmest thing in the world, she forgot all her troubles and felt free. After she told me that, I sort of stopped talking to her about death, and drowning.

Sorry to dampen the mood.

PettigrewWillPay
09-11-2004, 09:55 AM
That was so funny. I wonder how many people picture me as the person they're drowning.

How can your friend drown herself and still be alive? Is she depressed? Poor girl.