rules to life

[wolffang]

1)Never show fear of the enemy
2)Never turn your back on the enemy
3)Always look the enemy in the eyes
4)On some occasions you should respect the enemy
5)Dont' stop fighting till the enemy is knocked out,
then walk away slowly

plz continue this thread with more rules and issues to life :notworthy

[Darth Cluich]

Keep your hands off my beer!

[WhiteCrowUK]

plz continue this thread with more rules and issues to life :notworthy

You asked for this ... this is my collected list (from the dark to the funny)! :)

1. Nothing of steel is made without fire, and the trials of life are the flames from which we draw strength.
2. Life is like riding a wild horse - sometimes you think you're leading the horse, but really the horse's leading you.
3. Fate - its not what you take, it's what you make.
4. Life is the assault course of the soul.
5. Discipline is doing what you know to be right over what you feel to be right.
6. Great men hold truth and loyalty above all else, yet will never know peace because of it.
7. The man who claims to know his own mind is the greatest of fools.
8. Money is the drug of society, and we can never get enough to satisfy our 'fix'.
9. Tears are the juice which flows from the fruit of our humanity.
10. Words can be flowery, but actions are the root of a person.
11. A brave man can embrace his fear, but only a fool knows no fear.
12. The shackles of fear are the heaviest of all.
13. Life is chance, and as long as we have a chance we have hope.
14. True love can never be damaged by the truth.
15. Sometimes hate is just twisted love.
16. A man against the world has allies he doesn't yet know.
17. Love is when someone else's happiness is more important than your own.
18. Despair is the greatest killer of all.
19. We cannot change the past, we can only learn from it.
20. Sometimes it seems easier to forget than to forgive.
21. Compassion in the world can be an oasis in the desert.
22. In the pit of despair, you have to clamber to get out.
23. Eccentricity can be a buffer against the madness of the world.
24. Today is the legacy of tomorrow.
25. Even a pawn can bring down a King.
26. Sometimes true qualities can only shine during adversity.
27. Listening does not mean being silent.
28. There is no place to hide from yourself.
29. Joy is better when shared.
30. A friend is the crutch that supports you when you cannot walk alone.
31. Responsibility wears a somber face.
32. Everyone is wrong sometimes.
33. Guilt is only felt by those with conscience.
34. Desire is the path to insanity.
35. Sometimes words alone cannot heal the hurt inside.
36. Reality can sometimes be surreal in its nature.
37. Respect must be earned, not blindly given.
38. Sometimes we can find strength we don't know we have.
39. We can live life as a predator, or its prey.
40. Sometimes the enemy within is greater than the enemy outside.
41. In every crisis lurks a hidden opportunity.
42. Laughter can make friends of enemies and enemies of friends.
43. Courage can be contagious.
44. The improbable frequently occurs.
45. Sometimes even the benevolent try to make slaves of us.
46. Our youth is a playground of mistakes.
47. What truth can you believe if you lie even to yourself?
48. Better to have success from failure than failure from success.
49. Love is giving without counting the cost.
50. The easy way up may not be so easy coming down.
51. Justice is the dream which gives us nightmares.
52. Fear keeps us alive, but stops us from living.
53. Never trust a man who smiles more than he should.
54. I am not good corrupted by evil, nor evil redeemed by good. I AM good and I AM evil, locked in perpetual conflict.
55. I am not good, neither am I evil ... but I am conflict.
56. I am the darkest fiend you will call friend.
57. There are 4 billion free spirited people in the world - conflict is inevitable.
58. Life is decay - death is inevitable.
59. The seas are unfathomable - fish is inevitable.
60. Transparency is deceptive - the Sun is black.
61. We hide behind masks even we don't know we wear.
62. We are each a thousand people with a thousand voices and a thousand dreams.
63. We are all dreamers. And dreamers don't live in the real world.
64. Desire is a mirage of deception.
65. Hope is the greatest weapon.
66. Time furnishes justice for all.
67. Life is descent - and we haven't hit rock bottom yet!
68. Looking in your heart is like looking in a mirror - its easy to forget that the truth gets flipped around.
69. I am tomorrow's statistic.
70. A thrown egg never flies.
71. Death relishes whittling the healthy.
72. Never trust a bald barber.
73. Reality blurs where women are present.
74. THEY exist to challenge the concept that descent is inevitable and eternal.
75. Evil is seductive, good is terrifying.
76. Patriotism is the slaughterhouse to which we run.
77. The call of patriotism is never made by patriots.
78. I am the axis upon which the world turns.
79. All the world's a morgue, and men and women merely bodies lining up.
80. The ticking of a clock is the shearing of each second of your life.
81. When democracy fails, we turn to dictators to clear up the mess.
82. Society decrees that reality is defined by group consensus, not hard fact.
83. The first rule of Government is to maintain order.
84. Nothing of value comes cheap.
85. The fantasies of our mind shape our perception of reality.
86. With the passing of each second we are hurled inexorably from the static, settled world of perceived reality and into the realm of the incredible.
87. The mind is the forge of all things.
88. The quest for justice awakes something terrible inside us.
89. Emotions are volatile - the more we suppress them, the greatest the devastation when released.
90. Society exists at the expense of the individual.
91. There is no injustice in a world where might is right.
92. Empires can only be forged by ruthless societies.
93. We must all stand before the eye of eternity and be reckoned.
94. Even in this technological age, bows and arrows still kill.
95. Life is a game, and no-one knows the rules.
96. Nothing ever happens without a reason.
97. One man's treason is another man's patriotism.
98. Forbidden fruit is the most tantalizing.
99. We revel in the success of friends - but too much can leave an acrid taste.
100. Fame is the lens which distorts us into larger, grotesque figures.
101. Successful people can claim to be more intelligent than they are, but intelligent people cannot claim to be more successful than they are.
102. Sex is the fleeting moment to which we steer the bulk of our lives.
103. Ambition motivates, desire cripples.
104. The glass may be half full - but is it safe to drink?
105. Torment in inevitable - we can either break our lives to pursue our aspirations, or be haunted by unfulfilled desires.
106. We only notice the good things in life when they are gone.
107. Only in a drunken stupor does life make sense.
108. We can destroy out of hate what we cannot rebuild out of love.
109. Life is impossible - any afterlife will be bizarre still.
110. Society controls us in many subtle ways.
111. The unholy will use religion to cover the most terrible of acts.
112. Time makes great things meek.
113. An empty box may look good, but may not be what we are after.
114. Women never seem to notice anything - but they always remember.
115. I am descent - the journey which in the end will break you.
116. Unrequited love destroys us from within.
117. Love can be more terrible than hate.
118. Emotion can be a road to ruin.
119. We are all the same person shaped differently by chance events.
120. Science can explain many things - and yet they may still feel miraculous.
121. Our understanding of the past is coloured by the prejudice of today.
122. Life is like a ship alone on the ocean, sailing ever on towards an empty horizon.
123. Life is a dynamic equilibrium between the forces of decay and the forces of renewal. Decay is generated by the forces of nature, and is constant and timeless. But renewal comes from within, and though it must eventually falter, for today it is enough.
124. The man who put the cherry on the icing did not necessarily bake the cake.
125. The primary goal of anyone in power is to stay there ...
126. If an object requires an application of intelligence to understand, it follows it required an application of intelligence to create ...
127. Who really has the courage to speak the truth, and who has the courage to hear it?
128. The only rights the weak have are those the strong allow them to have ...
129. "Time is money" is a phrase only used by managers and prostitutes

[Darth Cluich]

Oh yeah, another: Never shit where you eat.

[chriz]

1) Never tell people everything you know.
2)

[Edwardo_son_of_haqim]

1. More people would sooner die than think, in fact more do.
2. As a conversation continues the probabillity of someone mentioning Hitler or the Nazis approches one.

[blueeyes]

Jeez, WhiteCrow, you've got quite a complicated look on life. How do you make choices?


Do nothing you'd regret, regret nothing you do.
Never lie to yourself.
Always go for the throat.
Always look for a way out

[wolffang]

another- deals with relationships

1)You lose the b*tch... and life moves on
or in a ladies sake
You lose the f*cker and life moves on

[Teej]

Keep your hands off my beer!

Also:

Keep your hands off my girl.

[Klark]

Also:

Keep your hands off my girl.

I agree with that.

1) Touch my girl and I touch you.
2) Respect me and I'll respect you.
3) Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
4) Don't lie.
5) Always wash your hands after using the bathroom. (I'm sorry, but that's a must)

[WhiteCrowUK]

Jeez, WhiteCrow, you've got quite a complicated look on life.

I have a rule for every mood! ;)

I'm trying to outdo the Ferrengi Rules...

[Necro Mortis]

My rules rule

1) Be yourself
2) Dont have an idol, be your own man (or woman ;) )
3) Always try new things, hardly ever say no
4) Always buy the green street in monopoly
5) Dont eat yellow snow
6) Love somone for who they are
7) Take a chance and lose, a lesson learned

[WhiteCrowUK]

I just saw this on someones desk and had to print ...

Don't go for wealth - it can deceive; Don't be hung up on looks - they will fade away. Go for someone who makes you smile 'cause only a smile makes a dark day bright. Have hope that you find that person who gets you smiling.

May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy gifts!!!

When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, no doubt it probably hurts the other person, too.

The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image -- otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift.

It takes a minute to become infatuated with someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone -but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance and you find out you still love the person.

A sad thing about life is when you meet someone who means so much to you only to find out that beloved one doesn't feel as you do, and you find yourself needing to choose between staying and feeling hurt, or letting go.

Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with either a tear or an eternal embrace.

Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who though they've been deeply wounded before.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is the most painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let the person know how you feel.

There are things you love to hear but you would never hear it from the person whom you would like to hear it from, but don't be deaf to hear it from the person who does say it to you with his heart.

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling - live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying - tears of joy for having known you.

[Varg]

1. More people would sooner die than think, in fact more do.

Yes, Gorge Bush is a prime example of this
:p

[Necro Mortis]

Bush is dead? Crack open a beer and party

[Edwardo_son_of_haqim]

Bush is dead? Crack open a beer and party

No no false alarm "Gorge" is dead, he was G.W.'s cousin twice removed :D

[DarkWolf]

The broken record says:
Please keep on topic.

[DamienMidgard]

1. The only constant is change.
2. The only thing in life we are guaranteed is death.

[MexicanJewLizard]

Why have rules?

1)Do whatever the bloody hell you want.

[Hellcat]

1) you can't please everyone so be content with pleasing yourself
2) things aren't always what they seem.
3) The best things in life come free
4) Crusty cow turds are usually soft in the middle
5) shit happens, deal with it
6) you're a long time dead
7) you know he/she loves you if he/she doesn't leave when you pick your nose and wipe it on him/her

[Gettir]

-Be nice to people
-Don't be greedy
-Don't kill everyone you see
-Always look on the bright side
-Be generous
-Work for your keep
-Stay healthy

And on a side note, I never saw a rule that I didn't break.