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LV426
08-25-2004, 02:16 AM
The Handbook of Demon Possession (http://diskbooks.org/part2.html)

OK now I know I put this in humor because well, I found it fucking funny as hell. Thing is, this thing is supposed to be a legitimate piece of literature. I'm laughing my ass off at it though because I can't believe people are so stupid, even after being here for more than 4 years.

Some highlights:

Demonic Games
Games which have their roots in the supernatural can lead to demonic involvement. The best known are the Ouija board and dungeons and dragons games. In the Phillipines there are chapels for worshipping demons. At the front in place of the altar, there is a large Ouija board. With this device, demons can communicate with humans. It can work the very same way in the hands of children right there in your living room.

Pocket Monster [Pokemon] Cards and Dolls.
Pokemon may be more dangerous in the long run than any other activity. First, it appeals to very young persons. Second, it appears so innocent and even comical. If demons appeared wearing their true faces, everyone would be scared away and fast. But who could be afraid of Ash? Third, it serves as an innocent gateway to more sinister supernatural activities.

Pornographic and Obscene Materials
Demons have a demonstrated interest in illicit human sexual activity. Therefore, for the purposes of this discussion, materials that portray illicit sexual activities in words, pictures, and sound will be identified as pornographic and will be branded as dangerous. Using pornography can make a person vulnerable to involvement with demons, especially when the pornography is used in connection with masturbation and fantasies. Jesus said that having sexual fantasies while looking at another person who is not your spouse is equal to adultery. "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Matt. 5:29". The same can be true about looking at pictures, videos, movies-- and reading books which are pornographic. Since demons are interested in illicit sexual behavior in humans, and since pornography leads to fantasies about illicit sexual activities, it follows that using pornography draws demons.

Demon Possession and Homosexuality
We've established that demons have a strong interest in illicit human sexuality, and that illicit sexual activity is defined by the Bible as any sexuality outside the bounds and bonds of legal marriage. Since homosexuality is illicit sexual activity, it follows that demons are interested in establishing and perpetuating homosexuality.

Rise of Suicide among Teenagers
Human service workers across the country are alarmed at the rapidly-rising rate of suicide among teenagers. Some experts feel that suicide is now the number one cause of death among people in this age group. How can this be? Part of the answer is directly related to demon possession. You already know some facts about demons which should be clues to the cause of this sky-rocketing rise in teen suicide. Demons are drawn to humans who are involved in violence, illicit sex, and who use drugs. The number of teenagers who are experimenting with illicit sex, drugs, or both is extremely high. That means that the demons are having a field day, zapping from teen to teen with implanted thoughts of self-destruction. I can just hear those demons now, whispering their diabolic rhetoric into the ears of our boys and girls: "Nobody really cares about you and nobody even likes you . . . "That fever and sore throat mean you probably already have AIDS . . . "Life has nothing to offer you anyway; why not step over and try it on the other side" . . . and on and on. Some of these same kids are just an overdose away from death anyway, so taking the ultimate step is incredibly easy.


Gotta love those fanatical christians, they are always good for a laugh!

WhiteCrowUK
08-25-2004, 05:43 AM
I thought the Pope himself has given his endorsement to Pokemon as it encourages team playing ...

Mind you previous Popes pretty much gave fascism their blessing ...

More fun from those wacky fundamental Christians (they should really get their own sitcom) ...

http://www.rense.com/general53/dig.htm

layrdin
08-25-2004, 12:16 PM
Is it that you do not believe in Demons or that you do not believe in there influence on our relm through different avenues that give them rights?

I thought the Pope himself has given his endorsement to Pokemon as it encourages team playing ...????

Mind you previous Popes pretty much gave fascism their blessing ...?????

More fun from those wacky fundamental Christians (they should really get their own sitcom) ...????

You do know that the Pope is Catholic.....right?

perpetual sorrow
08-25-2004, 01:24 PM
Oh my god!!!

All my life has been a lie. Everything I like is demonic: my ouija board,my pokemon (why god why poemon!?),my porn material. everything.
Thats the reason of why teenagers kill themselves :D

Edwardo_son_of_haqim
08-25-2004, 05:36 PM
White Crow Said;

I thought the Pope himself has given his endorsement to Pokemon as it encourages team playing ...????

Mind you previous Popes pretty much gave fascism their blessing ...?????

More fun from those wacky fundamental Christians (they should really get their own sitcom) ...????

You do know that the Pope is Catholic.....right?

Whats with all the ???? ?
And Catholisism (sp????) is essentially just mainstream Christianity and is the prominant Chiristian sect.

LycanSpectre
08-25-2004, 10:32 PM
You do know that the Pope is Catholic.....right?

Thats the problem.

One thing about fanatical christians... they are always good for a laugh. And they are sooo easy to mess with when they knock on my door...

Rainstorm
08-25-2004, 11:19 PM
Dude! I am so going to hell. *snort*

LycanSpectre
08-25-2004, 11:35 PM
Dude! I am so going to hell. *snort*

Nothing wrong with that. All the cool people go there anyway.

Besides, who'd wanna live with nothing but religous fanatics around?

Rainstorm
08-25-2004, 11:49 PM
Nothing wrong with that. All the cool people go there anyway.

Besides, who'd wanna live with nothing but religous fanatics around?


Good point, that.

Dalai Panda
08-26-2004, 12:57 AM
What really tees me off is that they're convinced that the rest of the world is going to hell, and that they're in a sort of "members only" heaven club. This squabbling even exists among different Christian sects. Muslims, Buddhists, spiritualists, all destined for hell. Oh, and Hindus, too. Their religion is only 5,000 years old, what would they know? :D

Nymphadora
08-26-2004, 06:49 PM
What really tees me off is that they're convinced that the rest of the world is going to hell, and that they're in a sort of "members only" heaven club. This squabbling even exists among different Christian sects. Muslims, Buddhists, spiritualists, all destined for hell. Oh, and Hindus, too. Their religion is only 5,000 years old, what would they know? :D

Not all are like that :(
I'm not like that.

GoldShadowHunt
08-27-2004, 03:01 PM
Dude! I am so going to hell. *snort*

Hell is full of booze and nymphomaniacs. Sounds like a god damned field day!

(pun intended) ;)

LycanSpectre
08-27-2004, 08:42 PM
Hell is full of booze and nymphomaniacs. Sounds like a god damned field day!



Not to mention the rock stars! Its like one giant Ozzfest!

Southerner
08-29-2004, 02:09 AM
I don't go for religion or anything like that, but I can assure you that evil spirits do exist. Let me tell you of my experience with such demonic beings.

Way, way back in that dim dark time referred to by its survivors as "the nineteen eighties", my friends and I gathered to celebrate the birthday of one of them. Little did we know our gathering was to take on a sinister aspect. What we thought was a fairly ordinary bottle of booze the birthday boy had been given by one of his workmates, turned out to harbour an evil spirit. The presence of a tiny serpent-like creature in the bottle should have been a dead giveaway. However, we were young and stupid. We awoke the next day, all crook as dogs and with little memory of the night before. But the bottle was empty.

Since then, I have been exceptionally wary of bottles labelled with the accursed word, tequila.

Lycan_bites
08-29-2004, 04:47 AM
So they're saying that pikachu is gonna suddenly turn into the devil or something?? Hah!

Yeah, I'm goin to hell too. And when they put it that way it does sound fun!
Oh and I do believe in demons and the likes, it's just that I really don't think lesbians or gays are closet satans or whatever

Wraywolf
08-29-2004, 12:53 PM
...I really don't think lesbians or gays are closet satans or whatever
Oh you foolish, foolish girl.

Sin of Humanity
09-01-2004, 10:39 PM
... All I got from that was hell is going to be one giant game of pokemon (I hope I'm a Pikachu!) and demons are perverts that like to watch people have sex and give subliminal messaging on killing yourself...

I didn't miss anything did I?

Ragarath Undahn-05
09-01-2004, 10:48 PM
i find that part about there are chapels in the phillipines for demonic stuff and uses ouiji bords, offensive... ehehe coz ouiju bords are quite rare here... and... i don't really think that only the phillipines had chapels for demonic stuff... besides.. we've got other, cooler ways to call upon them demons...