Satan is here ...

[WhiteCrowUK]

A powerful mystic guide warns you Satan is here on Earth and has found human form - who would you most suspect and why? :D

[joannepalmer]

Kat...because shes mean as heck!!!!! No, im just playing,kat your a nice person!!! Your avatar does look mean,its cool though.....I would say Saddam,or Hitler but hes already dead...So,Saddam...

[The Prophet]

I would suspect everyone because I'm just paranoid. So many people would get beaten by me because I suspected them. But most likely I would susupect it to be the pope. He's just evil looking with that hat and that robe...yeah. ;)

[Ves]

I'm tempted to say Bill Gates, but that would be far too high profile. It's more likely some high powered financial executive at Microsponge that encourages cuts to be made in system security in order to save money.

Saddam or Bush is far too obvious as well.

[Waelfwulf]

Nashvill is hell, and Garth Brooks is satan. ;)

[Necro Mortis]

The Pope, oh the irony :D

[Wraywolf]

Myself, or if that is too ego-centric, Xzengrim. Either one of us has certain qualities that would make him or I far more then qualified.

[Klark]

Everyone's best friend. Find the most common person who has befriended everyone and it's that person.

[Fenris]

Mrs Figg, the little old lady that lived in the bungalow nextdoor when I was a little kid. She used to invite me in for cake and tea and a nice little talk about her dead cats. She was 95. Looking back now I realise how sinister she really was...

[Necro Mortis]

Why does that remind me of Harry Potter? Oh yeah, cause its like straight from the book

[Okamiotoko]

Martha Stewart

[perpetual sorrow]

Martha Stewart
Yeah she's the devil I tell you the DEEEEVVVIIILLLL ~runs away~

[LV426]

You know that baby that everyone loves, the one that is so cute that no one can resist, that kid that they fawn over and coo over.

That is the anti-christ.

[Fenris]

Why does that remind me of Harry Potter? Oh yeah, cause its like straight from the book

Uh, no. Just because she has the same name as an elderly character in Harry Potter doesn't mean I made her up. Besides, if I was going to steal an idea I wouldn't be stupid enough to copy it from such a popular book. :) Mrs Figg was real, she died when I was 12 which, I guess, proves she isn't Satan. Ah well.

Ps: All old ladys love cats.

[Cephas]

A slim, tall to medium height male, with silver hair, glasses, a flowing white jacket, an eagle on his arm, who calls himself "Aion". This man in fact:
http://www.animeworld.pl/anime/chrno/aion.jpg

[Wraywolf]

He's hot.

[WhiteCrowUK]

Hmmm ... I recon it could be Justin Timberlake. The guy appeals to pre-teens who he wants to get naked by the end of his songs ... evil!

[joannepalmer]

Marilyn Manson,hes scary looking to me....*shivers* and boy is he ugly!!!!! Or it could be the gurber baby????

[Amethyst]

I agree with Necro_mortis, who said the Pope. All evangelists are his soulless demon minions. For people supposedly preaching about God, they're eerily obsessed with fire and brimstone and eternal torment.

[Lycan_bites]

There's this little old lady who lives down my road. She never leaves the house, no one ever enters (or as far as I know). All she does is stare out of the window... she would have to be. Or I agree with Necro, the Pope. For the absolutley beautiful irony. I love irony
Marylin Manson must worship him self them cause he's a member of the church of satan.

[Nedra]

Your "friendly" local gynacologist... :eek: *shudders*
Not that I've ever been to one, but I've heard stories...

[Waelfwulf]

Your "friendly" local gynacologist... :eek: *shudders*
Not that I've ever been to one, but I've heard stories...
:(

[Arthurus Rex]

Hmm, tough call. I wanna say good ole' George W. Bush but he's way too stupid to be the prince of darkness

[Darth Cluich]

Gary Coleman ("Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, God?")

[LycanSpectre]

You know that guy standing on the street corner offering to sell you stuff for the mere price of.... your souuulllll! Thats good old Lucy-fer.

Or if thats wrong, then I'd have to say Santa.

[WhiteCrowUK]

Your "friendly" local gynacologist... :eek: *shudders*
Not that I've ever been to one, but I've heard stories...

I thought the League of Gynacologists had the motto, "animadverto an oris quod vado pro is" (roughly, "see an opening and go for it") ... ;)

[McKitty]

I thought the League of Gynacologists had the motto, "animadverto an oris quod vado pro is" (roughly, "see an opening and go for it") ... ;)

That's horrible, :)

And Satan takes on the form of a Math Teacher. Enough said

[Sin of Humanity]

I have thought about this for a long time. And I have convinced myself that Snuggles the laundry bear is Satan, and Randy "Macho Man" Savage is the ultimate good.

[Noble Wolf]

A thought just acured to me.What if the the devil is the person you least suspect.He's just waiting until the rest of his demons from hell appear in disguise(all the people that everyone said so far).Then he'll give the signal to destroy the world.Oh, jeez see ya(starts digging an underground shelter).

[Klark]

Satan is the Salvation Army Santa.....

"Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding" ......

[Xian]

George W. Bush

[Darth Cluich]

Hmmm...I'm still thinking Gary Coleman, but there's a good possibility Satan could actually be Yanni.

[SoulRaven]

Lol, nice thread topic *wink*
I think I would suspect my friend eric/zan just because he is so goddamn evil!
HE POKES ME! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!
*runs in circle, eventually running into mysteriously placed pole*
I blame the sugar rush...

[Necro Mortis]

look, I told you before. It's the pope.
P.s Please don't send me to hell

[Sin of Humanity]

He's just waiting until the rest of his demons from hell appear in disguise(all the people that everyone said so far).).

I knew Snuggles was evil. YOUR HUGGABLE FIZZIENESS CAN'T FOOL ME YOU HELL SPAWN!

[SugarFalls]

Everyone at school says it's me.

[MexicanJewLizard]

I don't believe in Satan, but if I did, it'd be the Pope. I've always hated that tard. He's living a lie.

Go 666!

[thunderhawk]

The boy next door.No proof....free to rase Hell.

[goden]

BARNIE THE DINO as in the kids show we all love to hate...WHY: he's just to damn happy like scary happy.

-thinks of barnie and then runs around the house screaming!-

[Torniojaws]

George W. Bush
Aleister Crowley
Ariel Sharon
Saddam Hussein

[perpetual sorrow]

Mr.T.

That man is evil,he chops trees down for fun.And i bet he has a 666 somewhere in his 10 tons of gold :D