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Darth Cluich
09-08-2004, 12:06 PM
Texas News

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.

perpetual sorrow
09-08-2004, 02:11 PM
Texas News

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.What's wrong with that doctor?.
No wonder he got beaten up.

Darth Cluich
09-08-2004, 02:20 PM
Um...it's a joke... :p

perpetual sorrow
09-08-2004, 02:21 PM
I know,I was just going with the flow. :cool:

Lycan_bites
09-08-2004, 03:14 PM
Heh, I think I'd have to give him a big kick in the balls too :p

WhiteCrowUK
09-08-2004, 05:02 PM
If you do happen to discover something important, be sure to do it at the right time and place. Perhaps you remember the inventor of the Infinite Improbability Drive: "just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they really couldn't stand was a smartass" (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Chapter 10).

GhostBat
09-09-2004, 07:22 AM
YAY! No more nippleness! Headlights are off and stay off, that's the way it should be with a bra =p

Cuttail
09-13-2004, 07:28 AM
you still dont get it

Gilenea
09-13-2004, 01:32 PM
Leave it to an Aggie... :D

Gil

adom
09-15-2004, 03:40 AM
Damn i would kick the shit out of anyoine who ever Invented a bra that took my 2 favorite things out.

my girlfriend is mormon so no sex til marriage :(
Oh, see then I would prefer that bra existed. I mean, rather not have my motor started at all if I'm going to stay in the garage, if you get my meaning. Do you? Cause I don't. Lost the point of this post after the first three words.