Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

[DoubleStar3]

Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See



17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an asshole .



16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."



15. The proctologist called ...they found your head.



14. Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.



13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.



12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.



11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.



10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.



9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.



8. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"



7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.



6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.



5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.



4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.



3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.



2. Hang up and drive!!



And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!



Welcome to Canada > ...now speak English

(Feel Free to add on!!!)

[Klark]

My juvenile deliquent just kicked your honor students ass.

[Lycan_bites]

How about one similar to 9 : Act your age, not your penis size

[DoubleStar3]

(I have this bumper sticker)

My Labrador Retriver is Smarter then Your Honor Student

(It was available with all different types of dogs listed.)

[Hagakure]

"The flogging will continue until moral improves."

[Okamiotoko]

" 4/3 of people have trouble with fractions"

[The Prophet]

(I have this bumper sticker)

My Labrador Retriver is Smarter then Your Honor Student

(It was available with all different types of dogs listed.)

I wanted to get that one for my lab and Australian Cattle dog. My mom wanted to make one for crappy drivers. I forgot what she wanted it to say though. :o Anyway all those stickers are funny. I would get them all but there would be too many stickers on my car.

[DoubleStar3]

"Convicts trained my (Enter dog breed)"

Just imagine putting something like Pit Bull in there.

[Darth Cluich]

My juvenile deliquent banged your honor student.

[Louve]

1-"All men are animals,some just make better pets "

2- "If you can see my tattoo...please back away from the vehicle."

3-"Kiss my carburator"

4-"Another one bites my dust"

:p

[DarknessBloodbane]

If you're not a Hemmoroid...Get off my a**
Life is Good. (Always thought that one was hilarious, always see it on a Pinto or something)
Horn Broken. Watch for finger.
Resident of the United States
Cereal Killer
D.A.R.E. - To Keep Cops Off Donuts
Never knock on heaven's door. (Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.)
Dislectics of the world Untie.
Cleverly disguised as a Responsible Adult.
Super-villian in training.
Warning: Keep out of Direct Sunlight.
I came out to feed.

[McKitty]

Here's one I saw today:

"Kick that Son of A Bush out of Office!"

[Wraywolf]

15, 13, 4, and 3.

For my personal one,

HONK IF YOU FEEL YIFFY!

[RedTalon]

I like this one;

This car protected by mafia. You hit me, we hit you.

[perpetual sorrow]

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

I don't get tired of reading that one :D

[shadow_wolf_402]

"dont eat beef!..... eat chicken!" :D or.." honk if your an idiot" thats one that you put on if your a slow driver

[DL Lycan]

Hows my driving? call 999 (911 if USA)

[Zombie]

Save the animals- eat a vegatarian!
You are who you eat.
PETA- People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
(Im having ALL of these made into T-shirts!!!)

Welcome to America. Now speak english.

-Z

[DarknessBloodbane]

We got this one for my brother, for his 91 CRX, before he totalled it. If any of you know it, a stock CRX that old only has about 92 horsepower. It said, and I still laugh at it...

"Powered by John Deere."

Another one..

"Stop honking, my gerbils can't run any faster!"

[whitewolf1]

Some of my favorites are: -"Practice Safe Sex, Go F&^k yourself.
-"Your village called,they lost an idiot"
-"Back off,I'm a Goddess"
- "One Nation rid of Bush

[perpetual sorrow]

Probaly a few have been posted here,but what the hell.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put your boogers.

Jesus saves - Moses invests - but Allah pays dividends

I don't brake for pedestrians.

No radio. Already stolen.

[coldironlady]

My juvenile deliquent just got your honor student pregnant.

[Silver Wolf]

This is one I have:



I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa

not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!

[LycanSpectre]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

DSM IV - Gotta catch them all. (The DSM IV is the manual used by psychologists in the US to diagnose mental illness).

English teachers are novel lovers.

[Nymphadora]

I saw this one along time ago

"Bumper to bumper, butt to butt, get of my ass you crazy nut!"

[Buddha Monkey]

One my ex roomate has

"Don't make me go Voudoo on your ass" (if it's spelled wrong, yell at the company that made it. I'm looking at it as I type)

And he's an English Teacher in a VERY conservity county in Florida (for any of you around here, he teach's at Pasco High)

[MyztDream]

Originality is the art of concealing your resources.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

On my 17 yr old sister's car: "I'm not skipping school, I'm on a self motivated field trip."

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!

Clones are people two.

Shin- device for finding furntiure in the dark

No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn;t work anyway.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and driving against traffic.

EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?

[GoldShadowHunt]

Wow, you're ugly! *happy bunny*

My darwin fish is cuter than your jesus fish.

I love lawn flamingoes.

[Sabre Hagen]

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

[Vanilla]

Perfect for my Brother's Car:

Honk if anything falls off

For my 66 Corvair:

"Nader Hater"