Werid Questions

[perpetual sorrow]

I know it sounds really REALLY stupid but here they are:

If a quiz is quizical,then what is a test?

If a syncronized swimmer drowns do they all have to?

Why do kamakaze piolots wear helmets?

If you choke a smurf what color does he turn?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he naked or homeless?

Feel free to post similar ones :D

[taintedsilver]

If a quiz is quizical,then what is a test?

testicle.

If a syncronized swimmer drowns do they all have to?

yes.

Why do kamakaze piolots wear helmets?

wtf?

If you choke a smurf what color does he turn?

purple!

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he naked or homeless?

both

Feel free to post similar ones :D

[DarkWolf]

If a quiz is quizical,then what is a test?
Testing, taxing, or vexing.
If a syncronized swimmer drowns do they all have to?
No
Why do kamakaze piolots wear helmets?
So that if anything goes wrong, they survive to try again.
If you choke a smurf what color does he turn?
Smurf's aren't living things. They're imagination. Besides, people don't turn a different colour when choked, they sometimes just go pale because in choking it inhibits the blood supply which pales the skin pigments due to lack of oxygen. There will probably be redness around the neck from the damage of blood vessels and in the eyes due to pressure of the blood and nature of choking. Besides even the joke is stupid: people "turn blue" from cold not choking.
If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he naked or homeless?
Neither it would most likely be dead and neither anyway because shells aren't really their "homes" - it is used to protect their organs and "naked is a moot point: it isn't wearing clothing and the shell is as much of its body as the legs it walks on: so it is always naked.

I hate these questions. The "I'm too stupid for any sense of logic" type of humour is the lowest of them all in my honest opinion.

[Sin of Humanity]

Jeese, kill joy. You don't have to be such a literalist! :p

Anyways, how much would coulda wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Or is that just one those of us up north know of?

[DarkWolf]

I've only ever known that as:

"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

The answer?

"A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck wood."

See that was a good one because it is logical and makes sense and is still fun. ;) :p

[Nemesiss]

for your info Darkwolf a persons face turns red when choked, not blue nore purple or white. Same thing as if u put rope around your finger it turns red cause the blood is traped and cant get fresh oxygen. The place of chokeing will be white once let go and then turn red with bruiseing. So if you are gonna try to be all im MR. SMART then get it right.

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