RQ
09-29-2004, 02:07 PM
Make the best of a bad situation with the Official 2004 Presidential Debate Drinking Game. All you have to do is line up your favorite beverage and choose a candidate. Then, let the games begin:
- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.
- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, take a drink.
- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.
- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.
- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.
- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.
- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a No-Doz.
- A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:
1. Florida
2. North Korea
3. Axis of Evil
4. Saddam Hussein
5. The American People
- And just for a twist, anytime anybody at all mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.
In this game, everyone's a winner.
- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.
- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, take a drink.
- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.
- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.
- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.
- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.
- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a No-Doz.
- A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:
1. Florida
2. North Korea
3. Axis of Evil
4. Saddam Hussein
5. The American People
- And just for a twist, anytime anybody at all mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.
In this game, everyone's a winner.